The live orchestra is totally belting out a stirling rendition of Beyonce’…Who run the world? (GIRLS!) Who run the world? (GIRLS!) as I sweep across the stage in my flowing gown and flawless makeup. With only a small sideways head tilt, a beatific smile and a wave to the fans, I make my way with perfect…
The Other Bits
NEW YEARS CHEERS
Why? Why did I resolve to write this piece whilst sitting at the St Kilda beach watching all the skinny girls run past with their matching Boxing Day Sale Lorna Jane outfits? Ah well; despite my normal annual resolutions NOT to make resolutions, here goes nothing…. 2016 is the year I will : Have no…
JINGLING MY BELLS
My two year old daughter shone centre stage this afternoon as she belted out Jingle Bells like a pro. It’s just that…well…you see, it wasn’t exactly her concert. It was her brother’s 3 year old kinder break up, but she wasn’t stepping aside for anyone! And so another year is drawing to a close, but…
WIN A GROCLOCK & GROEGG OF YOUR OWN ($109.90 IN VALUE)
THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE…… Please note…. 1. Open to Australian residents only 2. Competition starts on Wednesday, Nov 25th, and closes on Wednesday, Dec 9th at 9am. (AEDT) 3.Enter as many times as you like (either on this blog post or via my Mummy Muckups page on Facebook). Would also love it if you wanted to…
WORKING 9-5…THEN ADD OVERTIME AND ON-CALL
They say that you are a BORN teacher. I think I would have rather been BORN a millionaire, but that’s just me… Yes; we played school as kids. My sister and I even did ‘pretend’ project competitions in the school holidays (proud Geek alertsville!!) that our eldest sister judged… (and just for the record, C,…
I could get used to this….
Step aside, Mummy…I am 4 now, after all…… Yes please!!!! Be my guest!
SUNNY SUNDAY
Super BRIGHT ON the beach today…. (ding ding!! Mum joke!)
Oh sunshine weekend…where have you gone?
TRICKS OF THE TRADE
I see your solo playground trip and I will raise you a visit to the Museum…. So, your cycle took 2 hours (nearly 3 including stretching), so that gets me a few drinks with the girls…. If I get the Sunday sleep-in, you can have the Sunday arvo couch nap…. Parenting has recently…
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
Twenty bucks used to get me a great night out. A few moselles and orange, a smoky pub, dingy lighting, sticky carpet and it was fabulous. I was one classy girl! We stood around faking mild interest in the sweaty band belting out ‘original’ tracks wearing grubby Jim Beam singlets. We strutted back and forth hoping to be spotted…
