Silence is not freakin’ golden. Silence is bad. Possibly VERY BAD. I turned the shower off and stepped hesitantly, nude and dripping, into the hallway. Nothing. Well….perhaps….something…. I followed the trail of biscuit crumbs in my search for Hansel and bloody Gretel, my witches cackle beginning to gurgle deep in my throat. And there they…
AWWWW SHUCKS!!!
What a thrill to be included in this month’s BritMums LOL Round Up alongside some fabulous writers. OK…so I’m Aussie…BUT…well…technically we do have a long history as a colony of Britain…. Check me out…..(scroll down to Going Out) BritMums : LOL Round-up
TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU
Suddenly, it occurred to me, that I was possibly an Unmumsy Mum. Whilst I positively know for a fact that My Kid Doesn’t Poop Rainbows, I was facing groundhog day, day in, day out, and I felt that my life was fast becoming a solid pattern of Whinge Whinge Wine. I was drowning….
LIVE FOR LILY ; LOVE LASTS FOREVER
No blog as such today. My heart is too angry and sad. Sad for a friend, a sister, a wife, a daughter and a mother (and so much more). Today a beautiful, fun, strong, cheeky, quick witted and brave woman was laid to eternal rest. Scooty; you will forever be shooting three pointers in…
MY LOVE CHILD
A year ago today I welcomed another baby into our crazy chaos. She is the apple of my eye; my bundle of fun…in fact,I would go so far as to admit she is my low maintenance baby…the one I turn to when I’ve had a crushing, long day and I need a good…
THE REAL ‘REAL’ HOUSEWIVES OF SYDNEY
Word on the street, is that The Real Housewives of Sydney is set to hit our screens. Have to say, I’m a little surprised that I have not been called yet. Wouldn’t that make for a riveting show? Wouldn’t that see you all rushing to your remote controls to hit series record? Let’s see…. Here are…
The Mummy and The Beast
Yep…totally feeling like a ‘local chick’ now! I admit that I have just managed to grab as many copies as possible from all the shops down Coogee Bay Road… and sent a pile home to Mum and Dad. https://issuu.com/thebeastmag/docs/the_beast_june_2016_digital/26 A super proud moment for me. Hard work and passion is really starting to see exciting…
THE PRINCESS & THE PEE
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a young and innocent Princess. Her complexion was fair, with ivory skin and long, silken hair. She met and married her knight in shining lycra and their castle was settled in the Kingdom of Suburbia. After traversing the lands up hill and over…
WHAT MUM REALLY WANTS
#NB : Luckiest mum and blogger EVER to be invited to the #swissotelsydney for lunch on Mother’s Day. Whilst this was a gift to myself and my sisters, all of the following delicious opinions are my own. SWISSOTEL OR SLIPPERS? I guess the big question is; when is it OK to start your meal with…
MOTHERHOOD; WHEN MIRACLES HAPPEN
Sometimes motherhood doesn’t quite roll as we plan. My sister bought a female rabbit and a female guinea pig at Easter and…well…this happened….