“Smile and say twisties!” “Look at daddy’s funny nose; what’s on his nose?” “ANNND….CHHHEEESSSEEEE!” ‘Who can see Mummy’s tiny fairy crown on her head?” “Pleassssssseeee…SMILE. Just smile. Is it soooo hard? Please stand still. Please don’t grab your sister around her neck…please…” Oh the lengths we go to get that shot, heh? Just that…