COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Please take note : Never, NEVER stop a parent on a mission in a shopping centre with a stroller. For your own safety, let me share something with you. Step the hell aside. FAST. To all you tin rattlers, pop up store owners, restaurant spruikers, whimsical window shoppers; whatever you may be, clear…
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A “SCHOOL MUM” NEWBIE : FEAR AND FREEDOM
I have just began my new life as ‘school mum’; alternating washed shirts, defrosting bread rolls, emptying uneaten food from the lunchbox and lists; always writing lists. Twice a week now, my littlest diva goes to pre-school, giving me precious time to work, write those lengthy lists and stare painfully at the tipped out lego…
THE DAY NO ONE PEED IN AISLE 5 – LIVING THE DREAM
Oh I live a glamorous life indeed. This morning I popped in to the shops and did a quick spot of grocery shopping. Yes; I am a mum, and yes, I did put the word ‘quick’ in a sentence about grocery shopping. Obviously I was kid free. The tiny wreckers were being looked after and…
