I was AMAZON WOMAN. Hear me ROAR! I was expecting a red carpet departure, a royal throne to lounge about on and a lifetime supply of hand fed grapes. Get this. I had just given BIRTH, people. Out my very own bits; there were (many, many, MANY) stitches, quite an unexpected dose of trauma and…
who am I
SISTERHOOD OF THE WORLD
The live orchestra is totally belting out a stirling rendition of Beyonce’…Who run the world? (GIRLS!) Who run the world? (GIRLS!) as I sweep across the stage in my flowing gown and flawless makeup. With only a small sideways head tilt, a beatific smile and a wave to the fans, I make my way with perfect…
